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Review 1 for Ralphie May

5 / 5

ralphie baby

Keswick Theatre @

- Glenside @

, PA @

- Thu, Mar 22, 2012 @

Favorite moment: his perfect representation of guy giving his gal oral sex and the fatique... of course sending all of our prisoners to afghanistan. @

Posted 03/25/2012

by eckspeak

Location:glendside, pa

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ralphie delivers it by the pound. non stop comedy for over 2 hours straight. made us laugh until we cried and while we weren't looking he made us think. he has a way to getting you to look in the mirror and see some of the absurdity of the very thing he jokes about. even if you don't want to think, you can't help but laugh. definitely earned his ticket price. highly recommend him.

Keswick Theatre @

- Glenside @

, PA @

- Thu, Mar 22, 2012 @

Favorite moment: his perfect representation of guy giving his gal oral sex and the fatique... of course sending all of our prisoners to afghanistan. @

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Review 2 for Ralphie May

5 / 5

Ralphie May - made my abs hurt!

Bergen PAC @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- 04/18/2013 @

Favorite moment: Meeting him after the show. Such a modest and down to earth guy! @

Posted 04/23/2013

by rgina27

Location:New Paltz/ Newburgh

6 of us traveled over an hour, from upstate NY, to see Ralphie May and we all walked out with our cheeks and abs hurting from laughing so hard. He pokes fun at ALL, including himself. Engaging and including the audience in his skit is one of the best parts of his shows.

I will admit Ralphie May had a rough start at this show (we all have an off day), but he got going and we were non-stop laughing. . He stayed on much longer than he was supposed to because he is good to his fans, and he was on a roll. His opening act and friend, Billy Wayne Davis was awesome as well. I would buy tickets in heart beat to see eiither of them again. ~ Great Show!

Bergen PAC @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- 04/18/2013 @

Favorite moment: Meeting him after the show. Such a modest and down to earth guy! @

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Review 3 for Ralphie May

5 / 5

Awesome show!

Bergen Performing Arts Center @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- Thu, Apr 18, 2013 @

Posted 04/22/2013

by jjohannensen

Location:Ocean, NJ

We laughed, laughed and laughed some more!
Ralphie May is a great entertainer... we cant wait to see him again.

Bergen Performing Arts Center @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- Thu, Apr 18, 2013 @

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Review 4 for Ralphie May

5 / 5

I cried the whole time....from laughter

Bergen Performing Arts Center @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- Thu, Apr 18, 2013 @

Favorite moment: When Ralphie took a bathroom break about 15 minutes into the show for the first time in his many years of experience... @

Posted 04/22/2013

by Anonymous

Location:Westchester, NY

This was our first time seeing Ralphie May and I must say, he nailed it. Performing for a solid 2 hours, way longer than most comedians stay on for...Ralphie gave us his all. I cried most of the time from laughing so hard. He is a one of a kind comedian. If you can't handle vulgar jokes and imagery, then maybe you should stay home for this one as we noticed a few people walk out. Even his opening act was quite funny. A great show that I'd love to see again.

Bergen Performing Arts Center @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- Thu, Apr 18, 2013 @

Favorite moment: When Ralphie took a bathroom break about 15 minutes into the show for the first time in his many years of experience... @

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Review 5 for Ralphie May

5 / 5

Ralphie May rocked!!

Bergen Performing Arts Center @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- Thu, Apr 18, 2013 @

Favorite moment: Getting to meet them after the show!! @

Posted 04/20/2013

by 13MEL13

Location:Emerson NJ

Billy Wayne Davis was the opening act, and he was fantastic! Then Ralphie May took the stage and had us laughing our butts off for about two hours. We sat front row right in the center, and had a blast. Both comedians stayed in the lobby with merchandise for sale, and took pictures and signed autographs for anyone who asked. They were both down to earth and just plain awesome guys.

Bergen Performing Arts Center @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- Thu, Apr 18, 2013 @

Favorite moment: Getting to meet them after the show!! @

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Review 6 for Ralphie May

1 / 5

Disgusting

Bergen Performing Arts Center @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- Thu, Apr 18, 2013 @

Favorite moment: When the 3 hours of torture was over @

Posted 04/20/2013

by Katlu1959

Location:Hoboken, NJ

This was the most vulgar, disgusting not entertaining night out. Shocking topics not for a mixed audience. Young adults should not attend this show, parents beware sexual topics that left me saying time and time again ... oh no he is not saying that. He was not humorous ... he was was disgusting and that sloppy disgusting fat man should be more respectful to the obese society ... he should be ashamed of himself. The best joke before he let the stage was to stop by in the lobby for pictures and autographs ,,, I passed by and wanted to spit hit right between the eyes. He should be ashamed of himself. And his opening act was just as disgusting and shocking ... another loser. For sure I will never go and see him again.

Bergen Performing Arts Center @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- Thu, Apr 18, 2013 @

Favorite moment: When the 3 hours of torture was over @

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Review 7 for Ralphie May

5 / 5

Great Great performance!!!

peforming arts center @

- Burnsville @

, MN @

- 03/30/2013 @

Favorite moment: Sweet Dick, and Fly away Bologna! @

Posted 04/20/2013

by jellybean2161

Location:Minneapolis, MN

I have seen Ralphie on comedy central. First time seeing him live. My wife had never heard of him before. She and I both loved him. His wife opened the show, and she was pretty damn funny and talented. Actually Ralphie is also talented. The guy can really, really sing. I was impressed. In fact I was impressed with the whole show. It was 3 hours of comedy! His wife Lahna did the first hour, then Ralphie came out and did a 2 hour show! We were exhausted after the show from laughing so hard. it was by far the best money I've spent on a comedy show ever!

peforming arts center @

- Burnsville @

, MN @

- 03/30/2013 @

Favorite moment: Sweet Dick, and Fly away Bologna! @

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Review 8 for Ralphie May

2 / 5

Forgettable performance by a comedic genius

Bergen Performing Arts Center @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- Thu, Apr 18, 2013 @

Favorite moment: leaving early @

Posted 04/20/2013

by comicfiend

we were really disappointed as ralphie has great material but he didnt show it in Englewood, NJ. Though he gave us a few laughs during the show he mostly digressed to story telling about sex he once had, or wishes he had. we left before it was over. Bottom line, if we have to listen to ralphie telling us long-winded stories abouthim jerking off, it better be funny. But it wasnt.

Bergen Performing Arts Center @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- Thu, Apr 18, 2013 @

Favorite moment: leaving early @

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Review 9 for Ralphie May

5 / 5

Never let's you down!

Bergen Performing Arts Center @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- Thu, Apr 18, 2013 @

Posted 04/20/2013

by Jnp112605

This is the 2nd time I see him and he is just amazing! The guy that opened for him billy was hilarious.. My jaw was already hurting from laughing even before Ralphie showed up! Ralphie is the funnies down to earth and REAL comedian. In cannot get enough of him. Truly reccomend him and will deff see him a third time!

Bergen Performing Arts Center @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- Thu, Apr 18, 2013 @

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Review 10 for Ralphie May

5 / 5

Ralphie May was great!

Bergen Performing Arts Center @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- Thu, Apr 18, 2013 @

Posted 04/20/2013

by notold

Location:bergen county, nj

Ralphie May made us laugh for 2 hours straight. It was one of the best comedy shows I've ever seen. Then he took the time after the shows for photos with fans. I would gladly see him again!

Bergen Performing Arts Center @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- Thu, Apr 18, 2013 @

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Review 11 for Ralphie May

5 / 5

Ralphie May was Awesome!!!

Bergen Performing Arts Center @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- Thu, Apr 18, 2013 @

Posted 04/20/2013

by Anonymous

Funniest stand up show I have ever been to. My face literally hurt when it was over!!! And he actually stayed after to sign autographs and take pictures.. Funny as all hell and class personified! Great show.

Bergen Performing Arts Center @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- Thu, Apr 18, 2013 @

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Review 12 for Ralphie May

5 / 5

Ralphie May is awesome!

Bergen Performing Arts Center @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- Thu, Apr 18, 2013 @

Posted 04/20/2013

by Twinmomnjnjnj

Location:Hamilton, nj

Ralphie May was down to earth and hysterical. Came into the Lobby afterwards and took pictures and signed autographs.

Bergen Performing Arts Center @

- Englewood @

, NJ @

- Thu, Apr 18, 2013 @

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Review 13 for Ralphie May

5 / 5

Ralphie May is the Man!

Burnsville Performing Arts Center @

- Burnsville @

, MN @

- Sat, Mar 30, 2013 @

Posted 04/05/2013

by Anonymous

If your looking for a great time you have to go see this man. I was laughing so hard I was crying through his show. This is definitely not for the younger audience but if you are looking for a good time and some great laughs definitely check him out!

Burnsville Performing Arts Center @

- Burnsville @

, MN @

- Sat, Mar 30, 2013 @

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Review 14 for Ralphie May

4 / 5

Good show!

Burnsville Performing Arts Center @

- Burnsville @

, MN @

- Sat, Mar 30, 2013 @

Posted 04/05/2013

by efrogger6

Location:Rochester, MN

Ralphie is great. He puts on a 2hr show because "we deserve it". It was to bad that some obnoctious person sat infront of us with this terribly annoying very loud laugh and got drunk during the show. It was hard to hear some of what Ralphie was saying because for him.

Burnsville Performing Arts Center @

- Burnsville @

, MN @

- Sat, Mar 30, 2013 @

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Review 15 for Ralphie May

5 / 5

Ralphie may Great

Burnsville Performing Arts Center @

- Burnsville @

, MN @

- Sat, Mar 30, 2013 @

Posted 04/03/2013

by Anonymous

We attended the show, his wife was very good. Both together were great!

Burnsville Performing Arts Center @

- Burnsville @

, MN @

- Sat, Mar 30, 2013 @

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Review 16 for Ralphie May

5 / 5

Barely stopped laughing

Burnsville Performing Arts Center @

- Burnsville @

, MN @

- Sat, Mar 30, 2013 @

Posted 04/02/2013

by Ahud07

Location:Minneapolis, MN

This show was amazing, I have seen every one of his dvds and only 2 jokes I have heard before! I thought I was going to know 1/4 to 1/2 of them at least. Also he went way longer than most comedians go. Also his wife was the opening act and she was funny too. I will for sure go to every show near me from now on.

Burnsville Performing Arts Center @

- Burnsville @

, MN @

- Sat, Mar 30, 2013 @

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Review 17 for Ralphie May

4 / 5

Ralphie too funny to ignore.

Burnsville Performing Arts Center @

- Burnsville @

, MN @

- Sat, Mar 30, 2013 @

Favorite moment: He told off the girl in the audience that made a comment and he responded with something about her needing to be the center of attention. @

Posted 04/02/2013

by Chrisnmatt001

Location:Hastings, MN

Ralphie was funny and so was his wife. I did not know that he was married or that was his wife until she said she was. He is relatable to my age-group as he is about the same age as me (40 years old). A lot of his jokes were about sex, which I don't mind and I'm not offended by it but I would have liked other jokes too. He has some funny stories about his life that don't involve sex that are funny too. I was a fan of his on last comic standing and I miss that show because it was a good chance to see comedy.

Burnsville Performing Arts Center @

- Burnsville @

, MN @

- Sat, Mar 30, 2013 @

Favorite moment: He told off the girl in the audience that made a comment and he responded with something about her needing to be the center of attention. @

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Review 18 for Ralphie May

4 / 5

Ralphie May and his wife Lana were hilarious

Burnsville Performing Arts Center @

- Burnsville @

, MN @

- Sat, Mar 30, 2013 @

Favorite moment: Lana joking about Ralphie having sex on top of her and she can't breath @

Posted 04/01/2013

by CSimo

I really enjoyed it; wish my seats were a bit closer so I could see Ralphie's facial expressions.

Lana is great, just as funny.

I would have liked to hear Ralphie's "retard happy" bit.

Burnsville Performing Arts Center @

- Burnsville @

, MN @

- Sat, Mar 30, 2013 @

Favorite moment: Lana joking about Ralphie having sex on top of her and she can't breath @

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Review 19 for Ralphie May

5 / 5

simply amazing

Burnsville Performing Arts Center @

- Burnsville @

, MN @

- Sat, Mar 30, 2013 @

Favorite moment: when he talked about being a good wing man @

Posted 04/01/2013

by djjethro

Location:Wausau WI

Ralphie May was absolutely amazing. He was by far the best comedian that I have ever seen live. He did over 2 hours of comedy and his wife Lahna who was the opening act was awesome too. Most of the time it seems the opening acts aren't nearly as good as the main but with Lahna and Ralphie the laughs never stopped. I was out of breath when I left from laughing so hard

Burnsville Performing Arts Center @

- Burnsville @

, MN @

- Sat, Mar 30, 2013 @

Favorite moment: when he talked about being a good wing man @

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Review 20 for Ralphie May

5 / 5

Worth the wait!!!

Burnsville Performing Arts Center @

- Burnsville @

, MN @

- Sat, Mar 30, 2013 @

Favorite moment: When he interacted with the audience and the stuff about the 80,s but really it was all top shelf.Thanks Ralphie for the hilarious night of comedy!!! @

Posted 04/01/2013

by Puppies3

Location:Mpls/St.Paul Mn

Ralphie had to re-schedule somes dates and they offered refunds if you wanted but we could not wait to see him.We had seen his Comedy Central specials and enjoyed them a great deal.In person he just killed it my friend and I laughed so hard we were crying!!We
Iike the way he tells it as he see,s it no sugar coating anything.He put on a 2 and a half hour show and we could of stayed there longer and listened to him.His wife was his opening act and we had heard she was a comedian also but never heard her stuff she was amazing.It was great to see 2 great performances in one night.We will definitely see him again when he comes back.The fact that both him and his wife stayed to sign and meet with people at the end was generous that does,nt happen often and I know performers know if you like their shows by applause but it,s nice to actually get to say thanks face to face.

Burnsville Performing Arts Center @

- Burnsville @

, MN @

- Sat, Mar 30, 2013 @

Favorite moment: When he interacted with the audience and the stuff about the 80,s but really it was all top shelf.Thanks Ralphie for the hilarious night of comedy!!! @

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