Baseball is cool no matter what so getting a chance to see the Dayton Dragons at always sold out Fifth Third Field was even cooler than usual! I mean I'm talkin' cooler than the Fonz could ever be, even on his coolest day (shark jumping excluded, of course!!- 'cause nothin's cooler than that!) But anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yes, Dayton Dragons baseball! The Ballpark is very nice, but as I said, every game is sold out months in advance, so all they have is standing room only seating (which makes no sense!) Or, they have this grass field area beyond right field where folks can gather like a bunch of grazin' cattle, but really now! I mean, I may look like a pig, walk like a pig, and even smell like a pig, but contrary to that old joke, I ain't no pig!! Now let's all go to KFC for a big ol' bucket o' slop!! BASEBALL FEVER-- CATCH IT!!