Call me twisted, but seeing David Sedaris read his books aloud is better than watching Elvis or Michael Jackson give a concert. And they're dead! You can imagine how much a ticket would cost too see a super rock star that has risen from the dead (not to mention money that could be made scalping that ticket) but I'd choose Mr. Sedaris, any time! He is a wonderful, funny writer and an even better speaker. And he is nice to look at, to boot. If he wasn't gay, I'd have thrown my underwear on the stage.
I stood in line for the book signing and when I got there, I of course, completely blew my one chance to say something clever to him. I giggled like a complete idiot and tried to say something funny, but it just came out fannish—stupid. It's like wanting to be a rock star and when someone gives you a mic, you start singing "feelings." But David Sedaris was very nice, understanding(kind to stupid animals) and seemed happy to sign my books. He even asked me if I spoke German and if I had a cat. I don't care for cats, but I sure wished I had one at that moment.
Thanks very much for bringing him here and please don't wait long to do it again!