WELL, FOLKS, I DECIDED TO SPLURGE AND GET THE BEST SEATS MONEY COULD BUY--I WAS DRIVING A LONG WAY, RENDEZVOUSING WITH TWO FRIENDS, ONE OF WHOM WAS DRIVING AN EVEN LONGER WAY. I WAS ON THE ORCHESTRA PIT--SECOND ROW. TRAGICALLY, THERE WAS A WOMAN DIRECTLY BEHIND ME WHO WAS HECKLING JOAN--TELLING HER TO SING THE OLD SONGS AND GETTING DOWN-RIGHT BELLIGERENT ABOUT IT! THEN, WHEN SHE WAS SATISFIED WITH A PARTICULAR SONG, SHE'D START SINGING, LOUDLY, IN A BEYOND HORRIBLE VOICE AND SHE CONTINUED TO BEHAVE AS IF SHE WERE TOTALLY DRUNK AND/ OR SUFFERING FROM A TERRIBLE MENTAL DISORDER. JOAN WENT ON AS IF NOTHING WERE HAPPENING. I POLITELY ASKED THIS WOMAN TO BE QUIET, WHICH ONLY ESCALATED HER HORRIFIC BELLIGERENCE. FINALLY, I TOLD HER TO "SHUT-UP" WHICH MADE THINGS WORSE. THEN, THE PERSON WITH HER, PUNCHED HER--YOU COULD HEAR THE BLOW FROM SEVERAL ROWS AWAY. SHE REMAINED QUIET FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES; THEN STARTED IN ON THE GUY WITH HER, SAYING SOMETHING LIKE: "THAT'S IT; I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT; IT'S OVER . . . ." AND THEN, SHE FINALLY GOT UP AND LEFT. SADLY, IT WAS TOWARD THE END OF THE CONCERT. SO, I MUST SAY THAT THOUGH JOAN BAEZ IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE HUMAN BEINGS ON THE PLANET, AND SPENDING ALMOST $450.00 ON THREE TICKETS, I WAS TOTALLY DISTRACTED AND MORTIFIED BY THIS OUT-OF-CONTROL AUDIENCE MEMBER. THIS WAS TO BE A RARE OPPORTUNITY TO ESCAPE INTO A WONDERFUL EVENING WITH JOAN BAEZ, AND UNFORTUNATELY, I WAS PULLED INTO A DISMAL REALITY OF THE MISERABLE PERSON IN THE ROW BEHIND ME. I AM DISAPPOINTED THAT THE SITUATION WAS NOT HANDLED DIFFERENTLY BY THE STAFF. THAT SAID, I LOVED JOAN, BUT WILL SPEND MORE MONEY TO SEE HER AGAIN, HOPEFULLY SANS ANOTHER catastrophic SIDE-SHOW SUCH AS I DESCRIBED.